I WOKE UP WITH A SORE THROAT SOMEONE SEND HELP THIS SUCKS
DRINK SOME CAMOMIL TEA
I WILL NOT DRINK CAMEL PEE
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair...
You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.